1 00:00:01,740 --> 00:00:07,260 Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for 2 00:00:07,260 --> 00:00:13,620 you may not be right for some. A man is born, he's a man of means. 3 00:00:13,820 --> 00:00:17,540 Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes. 4 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:23,280 But they got different strokes to take, different strokes to take, different 5 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,960 strokes to move the world. 6 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,580 Everybody's got a special kind of story. 7 00:00:30,770 --> 00:00:33,110 Everybody finds a way to shine. 8 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:39,530 It don't matter that you got not a lot. So what? You'll have theirs, you'll have 9 00:00:39,530 --> 00:00:41,030 yours, and I'll have mine. 10 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:47,450 And together we'll be fine. Different strokes to move the world. Different 11 00:00:47,450 --> 00:00:50,990 strokes to move the world. 12 00:00:54,150 --> 00:00:55,750 Miss Bat, can I have a donut? 13 00:00:56,430 --> 00:00:57,910 Well, you just had one, Arnold. 14 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:10,960 he didn't want any breakfast. 15 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:14,120 Yeah, because I made a deal with him to eat for both of us. 16 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:16,759 What's the matter? 17 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:17,760 Is Willis sick? 18 00:01:17,940 --> 00:01:20,120 Well, he's just a little down in the dumps. 19 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:24,080 Well, why is he down in the dumps? I don't know. Maybe it's just a habit. 20 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,160 In Harlem, you're always down in the dumps. 21 00:01:28,540 --> 00:01:29,540 What? 22 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:31,520 Just a little uptown humor, folks. 23 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,040 Daddy, who are you playing pedestal today? 24 00:01:36,460 --> 00:01:38,380 Oh, just some fella I do some business with. 25 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,520 I gotta make a couple of calls before he picks me up. I'll see you all later. 26 00:01:42,860 --> 00:01:43,860 Bye -bye. 27 00:01:44,580 --> 00:01:47,820 We're gonna take Willis' donut and cheer him up. 28 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,680 Hey, Willis. Brought you a donut for breakfast. 29 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,540 How come there's a bite missing? 30 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,020 Maybe we got a mice. 31 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:08,180 Well, the mouse who sleeps in the upper bunk can eat the rest of the donut. 32 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:09,900 The mouse thanks you. 33 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:15,080 What do you want to do today, Willis? It's Saturday. 34 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:16,940 I know it's Saturday. 35 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:18,660 I don't want to do nothing. 36 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,040 Willis, we're already doing that. Let's play something. 37 00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:23,980 Go hide in the closet. 38 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:25,320 Okay. 39 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:32,220 What's that? 40 00:02:34,460 --> 00:02:35,460 No game. 41 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:36,500 Just hide in the closet. 42 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:42,740 If your face gets any longer, you'll be tripping over your lips. 43 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:46,800 Hey, Arnold. 44 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,860 This morning, I finally found out what's bugging me. 45 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:52,280 I miss my old club back in Harlem. 46 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:53,640 You do? 47 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,500 Yeah. We used to meet every Saturday. 48 00:02:56,740 --> 00:02:59,100 And since I moved up here, I missed every meeting. 49 00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:01,440 Well, at least you got a perfect attendance record. 50 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,060 I sure do miss them. 51 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:09,840 Bubba and... Tiny and Charles and Vernon. 52 00:03:10,540 --> 00:03:12,400 They were the best friends I ever had. 53 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:14,060 Yeah. 54 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:16,180 I miss some things, too. 55 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:18,540 Like playing stickball in the street. 56 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,300 Yeah, that was a lot of fun. 57 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,840 Except when we accidentally broke a window. 58 00:03:23,180 --> 00:03:25,200 You mean one that wasn't broken already. 59 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:32,140 See, that's what I'm talking about. In Harlem, there was always somebody 60 00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:33,019 around the street. 61 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:35,580 I could walk outside and see some of my buddies anytime. 62 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,480 Except for a couple you can only see on visiting days. 63 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,300 The guy I miss the most is Bubba. 64 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,100 We used to hang around the candy store. 65 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:52,880 You know, I used to like to play kick the can with the guys, but you never let 66 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:53,880 me play. 67 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,320 That's because they wanted to use you for the can. 68 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:04,400 Look, Lewis, if you stop to think about it, we got everything a guy could want 69 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,339 right here. 70 00:04:05,340 --> 00:04:06,940 And what we don't have, they deliver. 71 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:10,680 This has nothing to do with money. 72 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:15,000 And besides, this isn't ours. It's all Mr. Drummond's. 73 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:20,360 Well, besides all this, you got the greatest thing in the world. 74 00:04:20,579 --> 00:04:22,200 What? Me for a brother. 75 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:28,380 You are a terrific brother. Well, you won't get an argument out of me. 76 00:04:31,860 --> 00:04:33,460 That's how my guy needs his buddies. 77 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:34,980 Not just family. 78 00:04:35,420 --> 00:04:38,300 Can a man be friend and family at the same time? 79 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,180 Sometimes. See, it's hard to explain. 80 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:45,340 You get something from friends that you don't get from family. 81 00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:46,580 I see. 82 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,980 Friends can't send you to your room when you're bad. 83 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,140 Friends share secrets. 84 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:55,240 They're your own age and they know what's coming down. 85 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:56,780 I still don't get it. 86 00:04:57,260 --> 00:04:58,260 Look, Arnold. 87 00:04:58,860 --> 00:05:03,280 I love you, Mrs. Garrett, and Kimberly, and Mr. Drummond. 88 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:08,480 But sometimes my guy needs his buddy like Bubba. He makes me happy in a 89 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:09,480 different way. 90 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,160 Hey, Willis. 91 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:16,740 I'm trying to cheer you up. I think you're cheering me down. 92 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:21,120 Arnold, please leave me alone. 93 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:24,060 Look at all the fun we can have. 94 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:27,140 We can catch a frog and put it in Kimberly's bed. 95 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:30,700 Noah. 96 00:05:33,130 --> 00:05:34,290 it'll turn into a prince. 97 00:05:38,670 --> 00:05:40,470 Do me a favor, Arnold. 98 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:42,150 Just let me be. 99 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,150 Hey, 100 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:57,449 Will -S. 101 00:05:57,450 --> 00:05:59,750 Go down to the schoolyard and shoot some baskets. 102 00:05:59,990 --> 00:06:01,810 Arnold, I said let me be. 103 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:03,700 Come on. 104 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:06,100 Hey, Willie. 105 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:07,480 What? 106 00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:09,180 I don't know. 107 00:06:09,580 --> 00:06:11,760 I don't want to play basketball here. 108 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,980 Now you're done, you dumb head. 109 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:19,800 Why did you reach up and grab the ball? 110 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:22,500 I tried, but I got a short reacher. 111 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:27,540 What was that? What was the crack? Anybody hurt? 112 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,900 No, we're fine, but this ain't the clock's finest hour. 113 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,000 supposed to play basketball in the living room? 114 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,120 Boy, Mr. D gonna give it to us. 115 00:06:47,180 --> 00:06:50,660 He won't blame me. You were the thrower, I was the throwee. 116 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:55,840 When Mr. Drummond finds out, you're gonna be the spankee. 117 00:06:56,940 --> 00:06:59,080 Oh, no, he won't, Mrs. Garrett. Daddy's fair. 118 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,480 He'd never spanked a boy if it was only an accident. 119 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,920 My head believes you, but my other end says get out of time. 120 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,960 Believe me, I know Daddy a lot better than you do. 121 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:16,780 So long, family. 122 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:18,200 I'm off to play tennis. 123 00:07:19,340 --> 00:07:21,460 What happened to the clock? 124 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,480 I broke it, Mr. D. It was my fault. 125 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:28,460 No, I did it. You can believe me because when Willis breaks something, I'm the 126 00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:29,460 first to admit it. 127 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:33,640 It was an accident. 128 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:35,600 Well, okay. 129 00:07:35,940 --> 00:07:37,540 Accidents do happen once in a while. 130 00:07:37,980 --> 00:07:39,780 Having three kids doesn't help your odds. 131 00:07:43,690 --> 00:07:45,710 You don't need to laugh it up, Arnold. I'm not going to spank you. 132 00:07:46,930 --> 00:07:50,230 Hey, just a little insurance. 133 00:07:52,310 --> 00:07:53,450 I'll see you all later, guys. 134 00:07:53,730 --> 00:07:56,770 And listen, ease up on the accidents, okay? 135 00:07:57,050 --> 00:07:58,050 Bye. 136 00:07:58,930 --> 00:08:00,810 Now, see, what'd I tell you guys about Daddy? 137 00:08:01,110 --> 00:08:04,610 If I had a daddy like that, I'd still be living home. 138 00:08:06,990 --> 00:08:09,250 Throwing a ball in the living room, I mean. 139 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,290 You gotta be careful, Arnold. 140 00:08:12,650 --> 00:08:15,370 We can't break no more Mr. D's nice thing. Right. 141 00:08:15,910 --> 00:08:18,970 Fellas, they're not your daddy's thing. They're our thing. 142 00:08:20,030 --> 00:08:21,230 What you talking about, Kimberly? 143 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,170 We share things. 144 00:08:24,350 --> 00:08:25,430 All this is ours. 145 00:08:26,470 --> 00:08:27,470 Ours, huh? 146 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,450 Did I cheer you up? 147 00:08:32,890 --> 00:08:35,090 All this is ours. 148 00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:38,230 Well, why didn't he cheering up? 149 00:08:38,710 --> 00:08:39,710 It's nothing, Kimberly. 150 00:08:40,590 --> 00:08:41,650 Nothing is right. 151 00:08:42,159 --> 00:08:45,440 He mentioned his dumb club meetings in Harlem on Saturday. 152 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:49,980 Now, don't go knocking my club, because you're just a mascot. 153 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:54,540 So? So, you're the mascot only because the dog ran away. 154 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:01,940 Oh, Willis, is that why you got the blog? 155 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,460 I know. Why don't you call your friends and invite them to meet here? 156 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:11,620 Here? In your apartment? There you go again, Willis. It's our apartment. 157 00:09:12,030 --> 00:09:13,030 You got it. 158 00:09:13,310 --> 00:09:14,970 Now, who else would just catch it? 159 00:09:16,130 --> 00:09:19,770 Well, why don't you just call your friends and invite them over, and I'm 160 00:09:19,770 --> 00:09:21,650 you ask Mrs. Garrett, she'll serve some cake and stuff. 161 00:09:22,810 --> 00:09:24,430 Well... I'll go ask her for you. 162 00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:32,950 You know, I really like that Kimberly, especially the way she uses the word 163 00:09:32,950 --> 00:09:33,950 ours. 164 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:36,790 Do you think she really means it? 165 00:09:37,370 --> 00:09:42,850 Like, this is ours, and that's ours, and this is ours, and this... Cheers, Art. 166 00:09:43,130 --> 00:09:45,470 You finally tuned in on the right station. 167 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:53,150 Ours. Ours. This is all ours. 168 00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:56,510 It just sunk in. 169 00:09:57,190 --> 00:09:59,830 Arnold, we are loaded. 170 00:10:00,170 --> 00:10:03,010 Let's face it. Rich is better. 171 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:06,270 Yeah, you can tattoo that one on my piggy bank. 172 00:10:08,170 --> 00:10:10,310 I'm gonna call up Bubba and the gang. 173 00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:12,020 they see this path. 174 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:14,740 It ain't nothing like that shack they used to meet in. Yeah. 175 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:17,400 I never been in a room that small that couldn't flush. 176 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:24,160 What do you think they say when they see this place? 177 00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:27,400 You mean before or after they freak out? 178 00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:33,160 Hey, remember what you first said when you seen this penthouse? 179 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,700 Yeah. I said, I do believe... 180 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:43,640 Wait to see the guys. 181 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:44,760 Me too. 182 00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:47,600 You think they'll have enough money for the subway? 183 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:50,720 You know, it's Saturday. 184 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,200 So what? 185 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,220 Yeah, but they always broke by Saturday. 186 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,100 I guess because they broke the rest of the week, too. 187 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,640 You don't need no money to get here. 188 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:03,480 Uh, run that by me again? 189 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:07,620 Willis, Mr. Drummond's just picked up a tennis, right? 190 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:11,800 Right. Which leaves us with our chauffeur. 191 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,320 They gonna think somebody died. 192 00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:37,900 Welcome, gentlemen. 193 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,480 Come in. Come on in. 194 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:43,060 Hey, I'm Bubba, the club press. 195 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:45,620 I'm Mrs. Garrett, the housekeeper. 196 00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:49,180 I thought all housekeepers who work downtown was black. 197 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:52,560 No, a few of us white ones are being bussed in. 198 00:12:03,339 --> 00:12:05,420 Because he's the only one who didn't flunk spelling. 199 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:06,680 Hi, Vernon. 200 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,660 That's V -E -R -N -O -N. 201 00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:09,860 How you doing, Miss Gary? 202 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,940 That's G -A -R -R -E -T -T. 203 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:15,700 Came right on. 204 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,800 And this is Charles, the former impeached and still treasurer. 205 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:21,760 Former impeached treasurer? 206 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:22,839 That's me. 207 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:26,020 There wasn't any money in the treasury, so it didn't make no difference no how. 208 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,300 Your treasury's like my whole chest. 209 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,920 There's nothing in either one of them. 210 00:12:34,030 --> 00:12:34,929 All right. 211 00:12:34,930 --> 00:12:35,930 Hi, Tiny. 212 00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:37,189 Hi, Tiny. 213 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,150 How are you doing, Mr. Garrett? Just fine. 214 00:12:39,630 --> 00:12:42,310 Tiny will eat anything that don't eat him first. 215 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,690 Man, will you dig this place? 216 00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:49,650 This place is bigger than a subway station. 217 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,030 Yeah, and it smells better, too. 218 00:12:53,050 --> 00:12:57,030 Faster than a subway station. This is more like a funeral parlor. 219 00:12:58,130 --> 00:13:02,550 It's better than a funeral parlor. You don't have to be lying down to enjoy it. 220 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,820 Practice swallowing. Now, food's coming soon. 221 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:13,540 Make yourself comfortable, kids. Willie! 222 00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:15,260 Your guests are here! 223 00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:24,520 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 224 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:26,200 Oh, my God! 225 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,060 Oh, my God! 226 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:30,400 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 227 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:31,920 Oh, 228 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,100 my God! 229 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:10,790 Brother Man you just stepped into it this time. 230 00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:14,030 I keep telling you guys. These are old clothes 231 00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:24,950 and it's like this. You knew us when we used to be poor. 232 00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:27,310 We also knew you when you used to be black. 233 00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:29,550 Yeah, we really missed you, Beth. 234 00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,590 Refreshments will be ready in a minute, gentlemen. 235 00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:36,310 If we need anything, we'll tingle. 236 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,230 You really doing okay, huh? 237 00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:44,890 We doing better than okay. We doing all right. 238 00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:48,170 Ain't this joint fantastic? 239 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,290 Man, you guys are lucky to be living in this penthouse. 240 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:53,860 We're so high up, we're safe from the pigeons. 241 00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:00,360 Let me show you our expensive antiques and heavy stuff. 242 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,160 This is an antique mirror. 243 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,660 It's one of our prized possessions. 244 00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:08,160 It costs way up there in the big books. 245 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:11,860 How much? 246 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,700 Just think of the big... 247 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,870 you'll be 200 years old when you're through paying for it. 248 00:15:31,650 --> 00:15:33,070 That'll make you an antique. 249 00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:37,390 Is it okay if we just stand here and breathe? 250 00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:40,390 Hi, guys. 251 00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:42,770 There's our main man now. 252 00:15:43,950 --> 00:15:44,950 What's going on? 253 00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:47,970 I'm having a club meeting for my old partners from Harlem. 254 00:15:48,370 --> 00:15:49,850 Well, what a pleasant surprise. 255 00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:51,410 Everybody, Mr. 256 00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:52,890 Drummond. Hello. Mr. 257 00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:53,929 Drummond. Mr. 258 00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:54,930 Drummond. Mr. 259 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:58,160 Bubba. Charles, Tiny, and Vernon. 260 00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:01,080 I'm very glad to meet you boys. Welcome to our home. 261 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,260 Our home. 262 00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:05,200 Our, our, our. 263 00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:07,180 Love that word. 264 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,900 What are you two all dressed up for? 265 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:15,020 Hey, I thought you said those was your old clothes. 266 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,600 They are. 267 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,120 We wore them to meet straight. 268 00:16:26,410 --> 00:16:27,410 notes from our moms. 269 00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:33,890 Oh, what are you talking about? 270 00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:35,930 Us and the man got it all. 271 00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:39,450 Color TV, stereo, tape recorder, everything. 272 00:16:39,850 --> 00:16:44,090 And we got them the hard way, without going on a quiz show. 273 00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:49,150 We'll have a little talk later about everything we got. 274 00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:53,850 Oh, hi, Daddy. Hi. I told Wilson it was okay to have his club meeting here. 275 00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:55,550 Well, of course it is. Fellas. 276 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,400 Have you met my daughter, Kimberly? 277 00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,680 Hello. How are you doing? 278 00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:02,860 Told you we got everything, even a live -in sister. 279 00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:06,220 Thanks, Arnold. 280 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:11,880 Hey, Mr. Drummond, that sure was a sharp limousine that you gave Willis for 281 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:12,880 Christmas. 282 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,640 Oh? 283 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,599 Is that what he told you? 284 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:17,800 Yeah. 285 00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:23,119 Well, we'll get out of your way, guys. Nice to meet you all. Bye -bye. It was 286 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:24,119 nice meeting you. 287 00:17:27,419 --> 00:17:31,240 What in the world is going on in there with Arnold and Willis? They are telling 288 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,360 their friends the most ridiculous things. 289 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:37,220 Daddy, I'm afraid it's all my fault they're being so obnoxious. 290 00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:41,740 I hate to say this, Mr. Drummond, but I think that your money is going to their 291 00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:42,740 heads. 292 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,720 And their mouths, too. 293 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:49,420 I was afraid that this might happen sooner or later. 294 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,660 Well, Daddy, don't blame them too much. I mean, I told them that everything that 295 00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:55,160 was yours and mine was theirs. 296 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,480 Now I sort of want to take it back. 297 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,280 Hey, 298 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:02,000 hey, hey. 299 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,260 This meeting is called to order. 300 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,900 As president of this club, I'm starting the meeting. 301 00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:10,660 Anybody who ain't a member, get lost. 302 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,020 That means you. 303 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:14,820 Oh, my brother can sit anywhere he wants to sit. 304 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,180 This is our living room. 305 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,320 Thank you, Willis. 306 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,460 This meeting is called to order. 307 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,560 Charles, read the treasurer's report. 308 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000 Stand up, man. 309 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,140 The treasurer's report. 310 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,420 We are broke. 311 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:37,060 Mr. Treasury, what happened to the 89 cents we had? 312 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:41,300 I had to buy this notebook and pencil to write down that we are broke. 313 00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:46,660 If it's money you need, you came to the right place. 314 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,440 I pledge a thousand... 315 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,020 Hold it. You guys ain't got nothing to worry about money. 316 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,980 Because from now on, we're going to hold all our future meetings in our fancy 317 00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:08,140 pad. With free food pads. 318 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:11,560 And if nature calls, we got enough plumbing for everybody. 319 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,640 Now, I make a motion that that's what we do. 320 00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:19,600 I second that motion. 321 00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:21,140 I third it, then it's passed. 322 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,700 Hold it, fancy pad. You're out of order. 323 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:30,830 I'll figure it out. 324 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:33,750 Okay. 325 00:19:34,270 --> 00:19:39,650 Before I tell you my idea is to give the club a shot in the treasury, I move we 326 00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:42,130 make my brother a member of the club. 327 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,470 I second that motion. 328 00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:46,730 I object. 329 00:19:46,930 --> 00:19:51,270 You can't do that. According to the rules of this club, Arnold is too young. 330 00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:52,410 Yeah. 331 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:06,180 the motion that my brother willis be elected president instead of you 332 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:13,020 look arnold you ain't a member and i am the 333 00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:18,700 president oh bubba stop acting like a big shot hey do you believe this dude 334 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:23,560 you talking to the generous guy who's nice enough to let you use his place let 335 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:29,010 me lay this on you mr generosity yeah i make a motion that we kick willis Out of 336 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,490 the club. Yes, ma 'am. 337 00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:32,410 Oh, you guys can't. Now, you crazy. 338 00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:33,870 I'll make another motion. 339 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:38,370 Hey, we'll let Arnold be a member of this club so we can kick him out, too. I 340 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,370 said that motion. 341 00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:42,150 I said that motion. 342 00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:43,690 Hold it! 343 00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:45,250 What's going on here? 344 00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:49,730 Hey, look, Willis, you ain't the same guy you used to be. You ain't one of us 345 00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:51,450 anymore. Sure I am. 346 00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:55,630 No, no, man. You think if you live in here now, you're something and we're 347 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:56,630 nothing. Yeah. 348 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,560 He never said that. 349 00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:03,640 Hey, a skunk don't have to say nothing before he lets you have it. 350 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:07,440 When you get it, you sure know what he had in mind. 351 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:10,160 Oh, come on. You guys got it all wrong. 352 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:17,140 Yeah. Willis was just trying to, uh, trying to, um, tell him, Willis. Hey, 353 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:21,840 he don't have to tell us nothing. Our club ain't for you anymore, bitch kid. 354 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,760 All right, now, come on, Bubba. I'm the same old Willis, and he's the same old 355 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,560 Darnold. Yeah, yeah, sure. 356 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,140 And it's the midnight mission. 357 00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:31,580 So long, Willis. Come on, man. 358 00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:33,580 Hey, 359 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,159 hold it, guy. 360 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:39,700 Hey, man, if this is what moving downtown does to you, we'll stay in 361 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:45,100 we'll take the subway home. You know what you can do with your limousine. 362 00:21:58,220 --> 00:21:59,820 Those guys are just jealous. 363 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,280 They ain't my friends. 364 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:06,580 Yeah, they're just jealous, I guess. 365 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,680 I thought they'd be happy for us, but I was wrong. 366 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,680 You're right. 367 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:13,700 You're wrong. 368 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:17,100 Yeah, I tried to be nice to Bubba, and he stabs me in the back. 369 00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:21,180 If you're gonna stab somebody, that's the right place to do it. 370 00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:24,240 Let's face it, Arnold. 371 00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:27,600 When you make it big, your old friends don't like you anymore. 372 00:22:28,190 --> 00:22:29,190 Yeah. 373 00:22:29,610 --> 00:22:32,870 Then you made it bigger than you thought because you don't have a friend left. 374 00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:37,710 Who needs those turkeys? 375 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:41,030 Yeah. Who needs them? 376 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,110 I tell you who need them. 377 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,070 I need them. 378 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,490 And I run those guys out of here. 379 00:22:51,090 --> 00:22:53,150 I act like a gunk. 380 00:22:53,870 --> 00:22:57,470 And I rub their noses in it. No wonder they walked out on me. 381 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,000 It wasn't much of a club meeting, was it? 382 00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:09,040 Well, he blew it, Mr. Drummond. I did a dumb thing. I'm ashamed of myself. 383 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,160 Well, I helped you blow it. Could you be ashamed of me, too? 384 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,140 Well, fellas, is there anything that you can think of to do about it? 385 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:25,580 Yeah. Man, I'm going back to Harlem, tell those guys I'm sorry, and beg them 386 00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:26,580 let me back in the club. 387 00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:30,360 Yeah, I'm going to and asking if I can be mascot again. 388 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,260 bark as they want me to. 389 00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:36,980 Come on, Arnold. 390 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,420 Say, Mr. Drummond. No, forget it. 391 00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:41,800 You take the subway. 392 00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:46,380 I hope you realize something, guys. 393 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:50,820 Nothing in this world can replace a lost friend. 394 00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:52,140 Amen. 395 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:56,080 And by the way, I guess you know now that being well -to -do isn't always a 396 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,080 blessing. 397 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,320 I'm glad it didn't happen to me until I was eight. 398 00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:05,360 We're going to come back again. Bye. 399 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,560 Bye. 400 00:24:38,449 --> 00:24:41,250 Thank you. 401 00:24:41,710 --> 00:24:44,110 Thank you.